Intro

Yes, I guess it's blatantly obvious that I'm a newbie at this blogging thing. Maybe other bloggers, real bloggers, veterans, don't do introductions, but hey, who cares? Maybe I'll be the first.

The first blogger to be old-fashioned and uptight and stiff, demanding introductions, that is. (hey, thanks, Grandma.)

So I won't tell you guys my name (those of you are actually reading this, that is) cuz I'm pretty paranoid that someone might track me down and demand my recipe to The Weirdest, Most Delicious Toast in the World, so I'll just use the alias Random Awesome.

YES, I am fully aware that that is the name of my blog, and that I am uncreative, but unless there's someone out there demanding I am creative and happens to have a gun with him, I won't worry.

I see no harm in telling whoever might be bored enough to read this that I am a female, and that I am 14 - well, close enough. For some reason that I cannot fathom, 14 sounds WAY cooler than 13, even though I only have a couple months left to go.

For the same reason as revealing my name might be dangerous, I won't reveal where I live, either. You can choose. Whether you imagine me to be living in New York, in my apartment, typing away at my laptop, or in the country, chewing straw and taking an eternity to type out words, it's all up to you. Although I would prefer it if you imagined me to be somewhere cool.

I have a weekend dad, a stay-at-home mum, 3 sisters, 2 cats and 6 hamsters. I guess that kind of rules out the me living at New York theory, but whatever.In my next posts, I'll explain more of my life through stories, since they're the best way to explain anything, from where I got my cats to how my parents met, to how I copied my Maths homework.

Anyone who thinks that this blog is nuts - I'm about to write a story about homework, for crying out loud - may as well leave now, before you get caught up in my tale(s). Anyone with heart problems, pregnant people and people who hate cats might as well leave too.

But those who are brave, curious, or just plain BORED, read on. But I warn you, you probably won't escape this blog unscathed.

Hey, maybe my life isn't so boring after all.

Buckle up, guys.

Signing out,
Random Awesome