Things About Me Because I'm Just That Egotistical

Hey people, it's Random Awesome here!

(No!!!! cries a horrified world. GO AWAY!!)

Tough luck, world, I'm here to stay. Unless, of course, I get hit by a bus tomorrow morning.

(World: Hmmmm...)

Anyways, today I'm going to take a break from story - telling (after only one tale too. Damn, I'm lazy) and tell you a few random things about myself, because I'm just that big-headed and egotistical.

I just figured that after telling you how my parents met, it's only logical that I tell you about myself, their product of... eh. Never mind.

So, Things You Don't Really Need To Know About Me, Random Awesome, But What I Will Tell You Anyway.

• I love chocolate. I mean, LOVE chocolate. I don't really believe that chocolate is a woman thing, because my mum isn't too fond of it. I don't really mind. All the more for me!
• I love cats. As you already know, I have a multitude - practically a flippin' zoo - of animals, but cats are by far my favourite. I love how they're always so haughty but can still be very affectionate. I love how you need to work to earn their loyalty, unlike a dog, who'll take you, zits and all.
  
• It sure sounds like I have a lot of love, but don't be fooled. I can actually be very nasty and sarcastic when it comes to it. Don't believe me? Ask my friends.
  
• I love reading too. I mean, I'm cool with hanging out with my friends and all, but give me a book and you'll see me curled up on my bed, engrossed in it.
  
• I also enjoy writing. Articles, diaries, blogs, you name it. I'm actually writing a story now, and if it ever gets published, you'll be able to find out my real name. If....
• Another thing I enjoy doing is acting. I have done so in several school plays. You may applaud now, if you wish. *grin*
  
• My best friends left school ages ago. This will become a focus in one of the stories I will tell you. Please don't cry your hearts out for me, though - I've made some new ones. If not best friends, then at least really good ones. *wink* (I'm obliged to say that in case they read this).
  
• I NEVER want to have kids when I grow up. Sure, if I meet the right guy, I don't mind getting married (yes, Mum, I know I'm too young for all this) but kids? Nuh-uh. This world is already so crowded. Plus, it's polluted. Bringing another soul onto a dying Earth would just be bad. I'm also not into self-inflicted pain. Isn't childbirth supposed to hurt like hell? And I can barely take care of myself. For all of you out there saying, "What about when you grow old? Who's going to take care of you when you're senile?" Well, I'll just be EXTRA nice to my nieces and nephews. Give them money and pressies. I always loved those kinds of aunts.
  
• I have an unhealthy obsession with the British TV show "Merlin." Anyone know it? Well, it's not really that unhealthy, because Arthur Pendragon (Bradley James, if you wanna get pernickety) is in it. And I mean Arthur when he was young, not when he was old like in all the movies you get, with a beard. Sigh...
  

Well, that's pretty much all I can think of right now. Don't think I'm boring and one-sided - this was just Part I of the Chronicles of Random Things About Me.

You can't get rid of me that easily.

I'm not quite sure what my next post will be about. Just have to wait and see, I guess....

Until whenever I update this blog thingy,
Random Awesome