A Pair of Fuchsia, Rhinestone-Studded Butterfly Sunglasses

Random Awesome, signing in!

Last week, I walked around the mall wearing my sunglasses - bright pink, glowing with fake rhinestones and in the shape of great curling butterfly wings - waiting for someone to go, "WOW!" at me and demand to know where I got them.

(The Party Shop, duh - where else could you get such awesome stuff?)

No one did.

A lot of people laughed.

Hmm.

I guess I'm the only one here who has a great love for all things cheesy.

Glitzy, tacky, kitsch, cheesy - you name it, I'm bound to love it.

While we're on the subject, let's go through a list of the cheesy things I love, 'cause I'm just funny that way.

Cheesy Things I Love

• Cheesy, tacky, over-the-top costumes. Where most people are all, "WHOA! Overload!" I'm like, "Yeah! Bring it!"
• Nachos? Geddit? because they're... cheesy?
• Cheesy jokes like the nachos one above.
• Actually, that joke was stupid. Not cheesy.
  
• Anyway.
  
• Cheesy pickup lines. I mean, "I may not be Luna, but I sure Lovegood?" Wow, that cracks me up.
• Cheesy grins, the peace sign.
  
• Those jam-it-together lines. Like, "What do you get when you put Study and Dying together? STUDYING!" Rawr rawr rawr.
• 70's boy bands, with their cheesy, synchronised dance moves they do. HAHAHA!
• Dame Edna.
  
• And the king of all cheesy things: Who here has watched Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs? Flint shows Sam this Internet video with a little DJ kitten, tiny paws mixing CDs, squeaking "Fight the Power!" MY GOD IT IS SO CUTE.

Now that I've done this, and if you've read my other posts, let's see if you know me well enough for a little quiz.

Say some guy comes up to me in the mall. Remember, I'm wearing my awesome ten-buck sunglasses. He's trying to prove to his friends that he's cool. So he goes up to me and says, "Hey, Halloween was last month, dorkus!"

Based on my love for cheesy things, which do you think would be the answer I would most likely retort?

A) "Then why are you dressed like King Kong?"

B) "You want a piece of me? I'm gonna take you down ______ *insert swear words here*"


Done? And the answer is....

For those of you who picked A), then yes, I probably would say that.

But the REAL answer is..... *drum roll*

C) "This is the afterparty!"

AHAHA! Cheesiness. I love it so much.

Later people,
Random Awesome